32 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

A Big List Of Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

I was at a playdate last week and asked by the kids to tell a knock knock joke. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool set, in case you’d like to practice, too. My daughter loves this list of knock knock jokes, though she’s easy to please. And, now there are even more funny jokes in the comments section!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

What am I missing from the list of knock knock jokes? I’m learning that a parent can’t have enough funny knock knock jokes for kids on tap.

*Photo credit: istockphoto/dmitrieva

Sign Up Below to Receive Exclusive Monthly Newsletters.

Comments

  1. Knock knock

    Who’s there

    Boo

    Bo who?

    I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!

  2. Love it!

  3. We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies

  4. Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
    Remember me forever yes
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    You didn’t remember me

  5. justgotthere says:

    with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
    to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
    they love it

  6. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!

    (This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.

  7. What dog can jump higher than a building?

  8. I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes

  9. knock knock
    who’s there?
    impatient cow
    impatient cow…
    Mooo!!
    …who

  10. do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!

Trackbacks

  1. [...] here are a dozen more pranks for kids – make them giggle! Look forward to April Fools dayTell a knock-knock joke to your preschooler Have a hug fest.  Try and find all the different ways that you can give each [...]

Speak Your Mind

*