32 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

A Big List Of Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

I was at a playdate last week and asked by the kids to tell a knock knock joke. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool set, in case you’d like to practice, too. My daughter loves this list of knock knock jokes, though she’s easy to please. And, now there are even more funny jokes in the comments section!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

What am I missing from the list of knock knock jokes? I’m learning that a parent can’t have enough funny knock knock jokes for kids on tap.

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Comments

  1. Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There???
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who???
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s There????!!!
    Grandma
    Grandma Go Away!!!
    Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock

  2. Knock knock

    Who’s there

    Boo

    Bo who?

    I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!

  3. Love it!

  4. We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies

  5. Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
    Remember me forever yes
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    You didn’t remember me

  6. justgotthere says:

    with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
    to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
    they love it

  7. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!

    (This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.

  8. What dog can jump higher than a building?

  9. I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes

  10. knock knock
    who’s there?
    impatient cow
    impatient cow…
    Mooo!!
    …who

  11. do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Knock knock
    Whose there?
    Wendy!
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock

  13. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow.
    The interrupting cow wh….
    MOO!

  14. Patrick w says:

    who did the skelliton take to the dance
    Who
    No-body

  15. Patrick w says:

    Why did the skelliton not cross the road

    Becauce he didnt have the guts

  16. Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail

    A penny (my son is five and loves this joke)

  17. Ha Ha Hannah says:

    Knock,Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin’ ,they hatin’

  18. Ha Ha Hannah says:

    Knock,Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Nobody.

    Nobody who? Awnser : ………..

  19. Tina Filiberto says:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
    (Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)

    Love you Deanna xxoo

  20. Tina Filiberto says:

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!

    Lololololol

  21. Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

    Because they can’t take the wrapper off!

    Lolololololololololololol

  22. Why was Dracula’s son sent home from school early?

    Because eh was COFFIN so much!!

    LOL!!!

    Hope You liked my joke!!!

  23. first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
    When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”

  24. Knock Knock

    who’s there?

    Ben

    Ben who?

    Ben down and lick my shoe

  25. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Moo
    Moo who
    Don’t cry little cow

    …..

    What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
    A lion monkeying around

    By my 4 year old :)

  26. Stacy Smith says:

    lol! so funny!!!!

  27. knock knock
    whos there
    i love
    i love who
    you forgot who you love

  28. Whitney Stell says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Gorilla who?
    gorilla me a cheese sandwich :)

  29. Sofia & Izzy says:

    How do you top a car?

    Reply: tep on the brake tupid!

    • Bill n Christy says:

      How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
      Unique (you sneak up) up on it!

      How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
      Tame way, Unique up on it!

  30. Lol xx

  31. What does the hamburger give his sweetheart.

    An onion ring.

  32. How do you make a strawberry dance

  33. Why are pirates, pirates.

    Because they just RRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

  34. Why was the nose tired.

    Because it was running all day.

  35. Brittany Stout says:

    My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin!
    Robin who?
    Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

  36. My 4 year old uses this one (his name is Will by the way)…

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here.

  37. lol your prob the best joke tellar in the world im not messing

  38. one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
    asked him what u doing
    he replied stripping the running around
    the block shouting do do look at my do do.

  39. knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?

    orange you glad i didnt say banana?

  40. knock knock
    who’ s there?
    bathtub
    bathtub who
    bathtub wnt u talk

    well i do i talk water

  41. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only me :)

  42. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Adam
    Adam who?
    Adam my way I’m coming through!

  43. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla (girl of) my dreams!

  44. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Rat
    Rat who?
    Rat-a-tat-tat

  45. brett larson says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Interupting cow
    interupting cow wh-moo.

    Lolz

  46. Thanks for the jokes!

    How about:

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwane who?
    Dwain the bathtub. I’m dwowning!

    • This one just came into my mind right before I saw that you had posted it – great minds must think alike!

  47. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Ima
    Ima who
    Ima gonna tickle you

  48. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio (ready or) not here I come!

  49. knock Knock
    Who there t
    T who tj

  50. If a rooster on a roof, which side will it roll off?

    Tricked ya! Roosters dont lay eggs; Female chickens do!

  51. Why does one side of a bird arrow look longer than the other?

    It has more birds in it!

  52. What do you say to a run-away stop sign?

    STOP sign!

  53. What monster is the best artist?

    Dracula, Because it draws blood!

  54. How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a boogie in it!

  55. what does a pumpkin put on an injury?

    A pumpkin patch!

  56. Why did the football coach go to the bank?

    To get his quarter back!

  57. Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    the
    the who?
    the postman

  58. Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo, who?
    Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

    :)

    • O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)

  59. allison gilmor says:

    knock knock
    whos there
    lion
    lion who
    lion on your doorstep open up

  60. Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who? (etc.)
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

  61. Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Shelby.
    Shelby Who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain
    when she comes.

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