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32 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

A long list of funny knock knock jokes for young kids

I was at a playdate last week and asked by the kids to tell a knock knock joke. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool set, in case you’d like to practice, too. My daughter loves this list of knock knock jokes, though she’s easy to please. And, now there are even more funny jokes in the comments section!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

What am I missing from the list of knock knock jokes? I’m learning that a parent can’t have enough funny knock knock jokes for kids on tap.

*Photo credit: istockphoto/dmitrieva

85 Comments
  • sam - December 4, 2014

    I made a joke of my name

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Sam

    Sam Who?

    Do you want to go to Sam Diego

  • sam - December 4, 2014

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    knock knock
    Who’s there?
    your post to say knock knock who

  • sam - December 4, 2014

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    knock knock

    Who’s there?

    your post to say knock knock who

  • Kyla Brown - November 18, 2014

    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There???
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who???
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s There????!!!
    Grandma
    Grandma Go Away!!!
    Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock

  • Ha ha Alyssa - March 29, 2014

    Knock knock

    Who’s there

    Boo

    Bo who?

    I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!

  • kate gold - January 26, 2014

    Love it!

    • Ha ha Alyssa - March 29, 2014

      Knock knock

      Who’s there

      Boo

      Bo who

      I didn’t mean to make u cry

      Did u like

  • Hannah - July 23, 2013

    We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies

    • Hannah - July 23, 2013

      Hahaheheheh that’s funny

    • Crystal - July 23, 2013

      I love knock knock jokes

  • Hannah - July 23, 2013

    Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
    Remember me forever yes
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    You didn’t remember me

    • Dawn Horne - December 26, 2014

      Omg! I asked my 6 yr old this will you remember me joke
      Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
      Remember me forever yes
      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      You didn’t remember me
      He thought it was funny and. Ask me to say it again. His ending was priceless!
      Me:knock knock
      Son : OH NO NOT HER AGAIN!

  • justgotthere - July 20, 2013

    with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
    to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
    they love it

  • Jim - July 10, 2013

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!

    (This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.

  • Clean Jokes for Kids - July 3, 2013

    What dog can jump higher than a building?

  • Abram - June 30, 2013

    I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes

  • Tessla - June 25, 2013

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    impatient cow
    impatient cow…
    Mooo!!
    …who

  • hywan - June 24, 2013

    do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!

  • Liza - June 16, 2013

    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    Wendy!
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock

  • neige - June 11, 2013

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow.
    The interrupting cow wh….
    MOO!

  • Patrick w - June 6, 2013

    who did the skelliton take to the dance
    Who
    No-body

  • Patrick w - June 6, 2013

    Why did the skelliton not cross the road

    Becauce he didnt have the guts

  • Alexandria - May 26, 2013

    Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail

    A penny (my son is five and loves this joke)

  • Ha Ha Hannah - May 26, 2013

    Knock,Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin’ ,they hatin’

  • Ha Ha Hannah - May 26, 2013

    Knock,Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Nobody.

    Nobody who? Awnser : ………..

  • Tina Filiberto - May 19, 2013

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
    (Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)

    Love you Deanna xxoo

  • Tina Filiberto - May 19, 2013

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!

    Lololololol

  • Katie - April 26, 2013

    Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

    Because they can’t take the wrapper off!

    Lolololololololololololol

  • Bella - April 24, 2013

    Why was Dracula’s son sent home from school early?

    Because eh was COFFIN so much!!

    LOL!!!

    Hope You liked my joke!!!

  • Becky - April 10, 2013

    first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
    When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”

  • emily - April 4, 2013

    Knock Knock

    who’s there?

    Ben

    Ben who?

    Ben down and lick my shoe

  • ashley - March 18, 2013

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Moo
    Moo who
    Don’t cry little cow

    …..

    What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
    A lion monkeying around

    By my 4 year old :)

    • Ki - March 27, 2013

      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      Me
      Me who
      U now who u are

  • Stacy Smith - March 3, 2013

    lol! so funny!!!!

  • bella - February 23, 2013

    knock knock
    whos there
    i love
    i love who
    you forgot who you love

  • Whitney Stell - February 12, 2013

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Gorilla who?
    gorilla me a cheese sandwich :)

  • Sofia & Izzy - February 12, 2013

    How do you top a car?

    Reply: tep on the brake tupid!

    • Bill n Christy - June 25, 2013

      How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
      Unique (you sneak up) up on it!

      How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
      Tame way, Unique up on it!

  • Teigan - February 11, 2013

    Lol xx

  • Ava Noel - February 9, 2013

    What does the hamburger give his sweetheart.

    An onion ring.

  • Ava Noel - February 9, 2013

    How do you make a strawberry dance

    • Ava Noel - February 9, 2013

      Tell it a scary story.

  • Ava Noel - February 9, 2013

    Why are pirates, pirates.

    Because they just RRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

  • Ava Noel - February 9, 2013

    Why was the nose tired.

    Because it was running all day.

  • Brittany Stout - January 12, 2013

    My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin!
    Robin who?
    Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

  • Charlie Hendricks - January 11, 2013

    My 4 year old uses this one (his name is Will by the way)…

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here.

  • rupert - January 5, 2013

    lol your prob the best joke tellar in the world im not messing

  • izak - January 5, 2013

    one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
    asked him what u doing
    he replied stripping the running around
    the block shouting do do look at my do do.

  • izak - January 4, 2013

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?

    orange you glad i didnt say banana?

  • Ella - December 30, 2012

    knock knock
    who’ s there?
    bathtub
    bathtub who
    bathtub wnt u talk

    well i do i talk water

  • Anna - December 30, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only me :)

  • Anna - December 30, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Adam
    Adam who?
    Adam my way I’m coming through!

  • Maeve - December 27, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla (girl of) my dreams!

  • Cate - December 15, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Rat
    Rat who?
    Rat-a-tat-tat

  • brett larson - December 12, 2012

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Interupting cow
    interupting cow wh-moo.

    Lolz

  • martita - December 3, 2012

    Thanks for the jokes!

    How about:

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwane who?
    Dwain the bathtub. I’m dwowning!

    • Erin - May 31, 2014

      This one just came into my mind right before I saw that you had posted it – great minds must think alike!

  • Name - November 29, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Ima
    Ima who
    Ima gonna tickle you

  • Grammie - November 18, 2012

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio (ready or) not here I come!

  • Trey - November 11, 2012

    knock Knock
    Who there t
    T who tj

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    If a rooster on a roof, which side will it roll off?

    Tricked ya! Roosters dont lay eggs; Female chickens do!

    • caitlin - November 23, 2012

      don’t you mean if it layed an egg

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    Why does one side of a bird arrow look longer than the other?

    It has more birds in it!

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    What do you say to a run-away stop sign?

    STOP sign!

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    What monster is the best artist?

    Dracula, Because it draws blood!

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a boogie in it!

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    what does a pumpkin put on an injury?

    A pumpkin patch!

  • Gabby - November 8, 2012

    Why did the football coach go to the bank?

    To get his quarter back!

  • Aernout - November 4, 2012

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    the
    the who?
    the postman

  • Momstew08 - September 30, 2012

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo, who?
    Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

    :)

    • gilliymonkey12 - March 27, 2013

      O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)

  • allison gilmor - May 6, 2012

    knock knock
    whos there
    lion
    lion who
    lion on your doorstep open up

    • gilliymonkey12 - March 27, 2013

      LOL!!!!!!!!!! Funny joke Allison gilmor, and by funny I mean really,really funny! :)

  • Taylor - July 11, 2011

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who? (etc.)
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

    • Myka - November 25, 2012

      Lol

    • izak - January 5, 2013

      lol !!!!!! thats cool

  • Jonathan Asch - July 8, 2011

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Shelby.
    Shelby Who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain
    when she comes.

    • Apple Wallace - December 20, 2012

      knock knock
      who’s there
      apple
      apple who?
      apple your hair

      • Sam - February 12, 2014

        Here are some old ones…

        Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
        Cause he felt crummy!

        Why was 6 afraid of 7?
        7 8 9!

        • Zenelly - June 29, 2014

          Knock knock

          Who’s there

          Diploma

          Diploma who?

          Diploma is here to fix your sink.

    • Patrick w - June 6, 2013

      lol thats aq good 1

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