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101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Free Download)

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I was once asked to tell funny knock knock jokes at one of my daughter’s playdates. My mind went blank, so I went online to find the best knock knock jokes for kids.

Here are some of the fun (and clean) ones I found that are appropriate for all ages, in case you need to keep some on-hand. I’ve listed them into a handful of popular subject categories.

If you know of a funny knock knock joke that is missing from this list, please leave a comment. Over the years, I’ve updated this post with plenty of input from people around the globe.

101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids


Kids Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli!
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Kid’s Name Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Alfie. 
Alfie who? 
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who
Andrew a picture!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door?

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there?
Barbara. 
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up, please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy ringing the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

Animal Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. Can you play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Rough.
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Places Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Other Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Boo.
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom, vroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the store?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!

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140 thoughts on “101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Free Download)

  1. Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Shelby.
    Shelby Who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain
    when she comes.

  2. Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who? (etc.)
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

    1. O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)

  3. knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?

    orange you glad i didnt say banana?

  4. one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
    asked him what u doing
    he replied stripping the running around
    the block shouting do do look at my do do.

  5. My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin!
    Robin who?
    Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

    1. How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
      Unique (you sneak up) up on it!

      How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
      Tame way, Unique up on it!

  6. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Moo
    Moo who
    Don’t cry little cow

    …..

    What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
    A lion monkeying around

    By my 4 year old 🙂

  7. first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
    When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”

  8. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
    (Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)

    Love you Deanna xxoo

  9. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!

    (This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.

  10. with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
    to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
    they love it

  11. Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
    Remember me forever yes
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    You didn’t remember me

    1. Omg! I asked my 6 yr old this will you remember me joke
      Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
      Remember me forever yes
      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      You didn’t remember me
      He thought it was funny and. Ask me to say it again. His ending was priceless!
      Me:knock knock
      Son : OH NO NOT HER AGAIN!

      1. i love knock knock jokes too

        here is a joke not a knock knock joke

        what bow can not be tied?
        a rainbow.
        WHERE TO sheep get there hair cut?
        IN THE BAABAA shop.

        WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
        a sun day of course.

        what season is it when you go on a trampaleen?
        AT SPRING TIME.

  12. Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There???
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who???
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s There????!!!
    Grandma
    Grandma Go Away!!!
    Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock

  13. A, b, c, d, e, f, g
    gummy bears are chasing me
    one is red and one is blue
    one is chasing me with a knife
    and now I am running for my
    life. Now u know the alphabet
    pls send a comment back if u love it

    1. Hi nikita this is Ava here my friend sings that song icceped he sings it a bit defirinte he sings it like this abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is peeing in my shoe now I’m running for my life because one has a nife

    2. A, b, c, d, e, f, g
      gummy bears are chasing me
      one is red and one is blue
      one is chasing me with a knife
      and now I am running for my
      life. Now u know the alphabet

    3. Very cute…
      Did you make that up yourself? It is very creative… i stumbled upon your joke while reading knock knock jokes to my 9 year old daughter.. just telling jokes before bed. But we enjoyed your clever joke.?..

  14. A, b, c, d, e, f, g
    gummy bears are chasing me
    one is red and one is blue
    and one is eating up my shoe
    now I am running for my life
    cause the red one has a knife
    a, b, c, d, e, f, g
    now you know the alphabet song

    pls send a comment back if u liked it

  15. What’s a thousand miles long and is purple?

    The GRAPE wall of China!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  16. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Madam
    Madam who?
    Madam foot is caught in the door will you please open it?
    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your swimming pool?
    Bob
    in your hot tub?
    Stew
    on your doorstep?
    Matt
    on the stage?
    Mike
    on the wall?
    Art
    What do you call a gal with no arms and legs in the skillet?
    Patty
    What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above the window?
    Curt and Rod
    What do you call a guy with his right arm in a shark’s mouth?
    Lefty
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    no I deer {no idea}
    with no eyes and no legs?
    still no I deer
    with no eyes, no legs, and no pp?
    still no frigging I deer
    oops

  17. Knock knock?
    Who’should there?
    Wayne
    Wayne who?
    Wayne drops are falling on my head

    Knock knock?
    Who’should there?
    Butter
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you

  18. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bless!
    Bless who?
    I didn’t sneeze!

    1. knock knock how,s there orange orange how knock knock how,s there banana banana how knock knock how,s there banana banana how A:orange u glad i did not say banana agan

    1. 1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. It’s Me! Why didn’t you open the door?

  19. I’ve been looking for jokes for a school publication and came up with this one just now while looking at your list. (Thanks, by the way.)

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wheel.
    Wheel who?
    Wheel wheel rock you!

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