101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Free Download)

Keep these clean and funny knock knock jokes at the ready

By: La Jolla Mom
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I was once asked to tell funny knock knock jokes at one of my daughter’s playdates. My mind went blank, so I went online to find the best knock knock jokes for kids.

Here are some of the fun (and clean) ones I found that are appropriate for all ages, in case you need to keep some on-hand. I’ve listed them into a handful of popular subject categories.

If you know of a funny knock knock joke that is missing from this list, please leave a comment. Over the years, I’ve updated this post with plenty of input from people around the globe.

101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli!
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Name Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Alfie. 
Alfie who? 
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door?
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there?
Barbara. 
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy ringing the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. Can you play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Rough.
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Places Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom coming home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Other Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Boo.
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom, vroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the store?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!

What am I missing from the list of funny knock knock jokes? A parent can’t have enough of these at the ready, so please feel free to share.

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137 Comments

  1. Minjoon the funny joker
    December 7, 2018 at 12:02 am — Reply

    knock! knock!
    who’s there?
    An “Opportunity”
    That’s impossible opportunity doesn’t knocking twice!

  2. Jorja
    April 23, 2018 at 4:04 pm — Reply

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ya.

    Ya Who?

    You said it Yahoo!

  3. Lena
    April 13, 2018 at 6:51 pm — Reply

    Nock nock
    Who’s there?
    Noel
    Noel who?
    No there is an L

  4. Lena
    April 13, 2018 at 6:50 pm — Reply

    Nock nock
    Who’s there?
    cali
    cali who?
    California is over there

  5. Isabelle Charlebois
    April 8, 2018 at 5:05 am — Reply

    knock knock
    who’s there
    fry
    fry who
    fryday

  6. Candice
    April 2, 2018 at 8:41 am — Reply

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Prinlgles
    Pringles who
    Pring I don’t think they need a surname

  7. Lake
    March 22, 2018 at 3:38 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s There?
    Who
    Who who?
    Are you an owl?

  8. Brent
    January 31, 2018 at 11:56 pm — Reply

    I’ve been looking for jokes for a school publication and came up with this one just now while looking at your list. (Thanks, by the way.)

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wheel.
    Wheel who?
    Wheel wheel rock you!

  9. Mia
    December 31, 2017 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    knock knock Mia
    who there
    me
    me who
    me you if you don,t let me in

  10. Lilly
    December 20, 2017 at 11:52 am — Reply

    Knock knock who’s there boo who why you cring

    • James
      December 30, 2017 at 10:58 pm — Reply

      1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. Knock, Knock
      2. Who’s There
      1. It’s Me! Why didn’t you open the door?

    • memez
      March 14, 2018 at 12:53 am — Reply

      crying*

  11. George
    November 5, 2017 at 7:55 pm — Reply

    knock knock
    who’s there
    broken pencil
    broken pencil who
    never mind there is no point

  12. Jessica
    October 13, 2017 at 11:58 am — Reply

    Why was 6 scared of 7

    7 ” ate ” 9
    ( 789)

  13. Ignacio
    April 18, 2017 at 9:13 pm — Reply

    Knock knock who’s there Jerry Jerry who peanut butter and Jerry sandwich

    • Emma
      May 14, 2017 at 1:10 pm — Reply

      knock knock how,s there orange orange how knock knock how,s there banana banana how knock knock how,s there banana banana how A:orange u glad i did not say banana agan

  14. Emily B
    April 5, 2017 at 11:19 am — Reply

    Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
    Student: “My father’s check book!”

  15. Krysti
    March 9, 2017 at 7:26 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Tickle
    Tickle who?
    Tickle you! (Then you get to tickle them)

  16. Anderson
    January 6, 2017 at 2:12 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bless!
    Bless who?
    I didn’t sneeze!

  17. Brad
    December 31, 2016 at 8:11 pm — Reply

    Knock knock?
    Who’should there?
    Wayne
    Wayne who?
    Wayne drops are falling on my head

    Knock knock?
    Who’should there?
    Butter
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you

  18. chloe
    December 30, 2016 at 11:56 am — Reply

    Knock, knock.
    (Who’s There?)
    Lucy!
    (Lucy, Who?)
    Loose elastic and stinky undies!

  19. Brea
    December 23, 2016 at 8:22 am — Reply

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Ya
    Ya who,
    I’m excited to see you to!

  20. Mark Jones
    November 22, 2016 at 8:23 pm — Reply

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Madam
    Madam who?
    Madam foot is caught in the door will you please open it?
    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your swimming pool?
    Bob
    in your hot tub?
    Stew
    on your doorstep?
    Matt
    on the stage?
    Mike
    on the wall?
    Art
    What do you call a gal with no arms and legs in the skillet?
    Patty
    What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above the window?
    Curt and Rod
    What do you call a guy with his right arm in a shark’s mouth?
    Lefty
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    no I deer {no idea}
    with no eyes and no legs?
    still no I deer
    with no eyes, no legs, and no pp?
    still no frigging I deer
    oops

  21. Stephen
    April 25, 2016 at 1:17 pm — Reply

    What’s a thousand miles long and is purple?

    The GRAPE wall of China!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  22. Erin
    April 22, 2016 at 2:38 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you

  23. Kimberly Rotter
    April 22, 2016 at 1:09 pm — Reply

    Here’s another one for you, Katie.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Owls!
    Owls who?
    Yes, they do!

  24. Daisy de Plume
    October 31, 2015 at 10:44 am — Reply

    Love it, will save for storsh & all our travels!

  25. Ellie
    August 5, 2015 at 11:05 am — Reply

    Q.Why did the boy go to bed with a pen

    A.To draw the curtains

    • Dylan
      October 11, 2015 at 11:26 am — Reply

      Why did you have to put the answer there you should have let them guess.

      • Becky
        January 31, 2016 at 3:51 pm — Reply

        Because it would not be a proper joke then!!!! It is not meant as a real question!!

  26. christina
    July 28, 2015 at 8:43 pm — Reply

    How do you make a kleenex Dance???
    Just put a little boogie in it!!!

    Lolololo

  27. kiya
    March 28, 2015 at 8:30 pm — Reply

    what did the picture say to the wall?

    help Iv’e been framed

  28. nikita
    March 18, 2015 at 11:09 pm — Reply

    A, b, c, d, e, f, g
    gummy bears are chasing me
    one is red and one is blue
    and one is eating up my shoe
    now I am running for my life
    cause the red one has a knife
    a, b, c, d, e, f, g
    now you know the alphabet song

    pls send a comment back if u liked it

    • Stacy Dubek
      November 7, 2017 at 11:28 pm — Reply

      I love this !

    • sam
      January 23, 2018 at 4:54 pm — Reply

      i liked it, it was very funny

    • DESTINY
      March 4, 2018 at 9:44 am — Reply

      I loved it!!!!

  29. nikita
    March 18, 2015 at 12:37 am — Reply

    A, b, c, d, e, f, g
    gummy bears are chasing me
    one is red and one is blue
    one is chasing me with a knife
    and now I am running for my
    life. Now u know the alphabet
    pls send a comment back if u love it

    • Ava Anderson
      November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am — Reply

      Hi nikita this is Ava here my friend sings that song icceped he sings it a bit defirinte he sings it like this abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is peeing in my shoe now I’m running for my life because one has a nife

    • satv
      November 30, 2015 at 6:33 am — Reply

      A, b, c, d, e, f, g
      gummy bears are chasing me
      one is red and one is blue
      one is chasing me with a knife
      and now I am running for my
      life. Now u know the alphabet

    • Lindsay & Kaylee
      May 3, 2016 at 8:03 pm — Reply

      Very cute…
      Did you make that up yourself? It is very creative… i stumbled upon your joke while reading knock knock jokes to my 9 year old daughter.. just telling jokes before bed. But we enjoyed your clever joke.?..

  30. nikita draper
    March 10, 2015 at 4:41 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    who’s there
    Ah chu
    ah chu who
    bless you

  31. nikita draper
    March 10, 2015 at 4:38 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    who’s there
    is your name
    is your name who
    no my name is not who its nikita silly

  32. Pooja
    March 6, 2015 at 9:26 pm — Reply

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Wine

    Wine who?

    Do want cheese with that wine………

  33. sam
    December 4, 2014 at 8:49 pm — Reply

    I made a joke of my name

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Sam

    Sam Who?

    Do you want to go to Sam Diego

  34. sam
    December 4, 2014 at 8:46 pm — Reply

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    knock knock
    Who’s there?
    your post to say knock knock who

  35. sam
    December 4, 2014 at 8:43 pm — Reply

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    knock knock

    Who’s there?

    your post to say knock knock who

    • Watson
      February 9, 2017 at 8:23 pm — Reply

      Love it!

  36. Kyla Brown
    November 18, 2014 at 9:33 am — Reply

    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s there??
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who??
    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There???
    Grandma
    Grandma, Who???
    Knock,Knock
    Who’s There????!!!
    Grandma
    Grandma Go Away!!!
    Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock

  37. Nancy Kirwan Phillips
    July 25, 2014 at 8:17 pm — Reply

    Thank you for offering these well remembered jokes.

  38. Lisa Grew
    June 21, 2014 at 8:01 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    whos there
    dunnip
    dunnip who
    errgh have u

    my 4 yr old loves anything to do with saying poo lol

    • Watson
      February 9, 2017 at 8:31 pm — Reply

      Knock knock
      Who’s there?
      Poop.
      Poop who?
      HAAA made you say poopoo!

  39. Ha ha Alyssa
    March 29, 2014 at 8:31 pm — Reply

    Knock knock

    Who’s there

    Boo

    Bo who?

    I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!

  40. kate gold
    January 26, 2014 at 9:49 pm — Reply

    Love it!

    • Ha ha Alyssa
      March 29, 2014 at 8:29 pm — Reply

      Knock knock

      Who’s there

      Boo

      Bo who

      I didn’t mean to make u cry

      Did u like

  41. Hannah
    July 23, 2013 at 12:06 am — Reply

    We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies

    • Hannah
      July 23, 2013 at 12:06 am — Reply

      Hahaheheheh that’s funny

    • Crystal
      July 23, 2013 at 12:10 am — Reply

      I love knock knock jokes

      • GABRIEL WALSH
        February 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm — Reply

        i love knock knock jokes too

        here is a joke not a knock knock joke

        what bow can not be tied?
        a rainbow.
        WHERE TO sheep get there hair cut?
        IN THE BAABAA shop.

        WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
        a sun day of course.

        what season is it when you go on a trampaleen?
        AT SPRING TIME.

    • jj
      April 21, 2017 at 2:39 pm — Reply

      LOL:)

  42. Hannah
    July 23, 2013 at 12:04 am — Reply

    Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
    Remember me forever yes
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    You didn’t remember me

    • Dawn Horne
      December 26, 2014 at 1:31 pm — Reply

      Omg! I asked my 6 yr old this will you remember me joke
      Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
      Remember me forever yes
      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      You didn’t remember me
      He thought it was funny and. Ask me to say it again. His ending was priceless!
      Me:knock knock
      Son : OH NO NOT HER AGAIN!

    • Bob
      October 22, 2015 at 7:58 am — Reply

      I love that joke!

  43. justgotthere
    July 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm — Reply

    with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
    to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
    they love it

  44. Jim
    July 10, 2013 at 10:17 am — Reply

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!

    (This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.

  45. Clean Jokes for Kids
    July 3, 2013 at 11:12 am — Reply

    What dog can jump higher than a building?

  46. Abram
    June 30, 2013 at 9:54 am — Reply

    I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes

  47. Tessla
    June 25, 2013 at 7:36 am — Reply

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    impatient cow
    impatient cow…
    Mooo!!
    …who

  48. hywan
    June 24, 2013 at 3:14 pm — Reply

    do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Liza
    June 16, 2013 at 2:12 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    Wendy!
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock

  50. neige
    June 11, 2013 at 10:01 am — Reply

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow.
    The interrupting cow wh….
    MOO!

  51. Patrick w
    June 6, 2013 at 9:38 am — Reply

    who did the skelliton take to the dance
    Who
    No-body

  52. Patrick w
    June 6, 2013 at 9:30 am — Reply

    Why did the skelliton not cross the road

    Becauce he didnt have the guts

  53. Alexandria
    May 26, 2013 at 8:40 pm — Reply

    Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail

    A penny (my son is five and loves this joke)

  54. Ha Ha Hannah
    May 26, 2013 at 6:34 pm — Reply

    Knock,Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin’ ,they hatin’

  55. Ha Ha Hannah
    May 26, 2013 at 6:32 pm — Reply

    Knock,Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Nobody.

    Nobody who? Awnser : ………..

    • JASMINE
      February 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm — Reply

      i LOVE JOKES AND RIDDLES

  56. Tina Filiberto
    May 19, 2013 at 9:33 am — Reply

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
    (Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)

    Love you Deanna xxoo

  57. Tina Filiberto
    May 19, 2013 at 9:29 am — Reply

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!

    Lololololol

  58. Katie
    April 26, 2013 at 10:55 am — Reply

    Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
    …
    Because they can’t take the wrapper off!

    Lolololololololololololol

  59. Bella
    April 24, 2013 at 12:16 pm — Reply

    Why was Dracula’s son sent home from school early?

    Because eh was COFFIN so much!!

    LOL!!!

    Hope You liked my joke!!!

  60. Becky
    April 10, 2013 at 6:57 pm — Reply

    first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
    When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”

  61. emily
    April 4, 2013 at 5:06 pm — Reply

    Knock Knock

    who’s there?

    Ben

    Ben who?

    Ben down and lick my shoe

  62. ashley
    March 18, 2013 at 4:27 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Moo
    Moo who
    Don’t cry little cow

    …..

    What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
    A lion monkeying around

    By my 4 year old 🙂

    • Ki
      March 27, 2013 at 5:05 am — Reply

      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      Me
      Me who
      U now who u are

  63. Stacy Smith
    March 3, 2013 at 5:10 pm — Reply

    lol! so funny!!!!

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    February 25, 2013 at 5:00 pm — Reply

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  65. bella
    February 23, 2013 at 6:53 pm — Reply

    knock knock
    whos there
    i love
    i love who
    you forgot who you love

    • presika
      May 2, 2015 at 6:46 pm — Reply

      knock knock whos there i love i love who you forgot who i love

  66. Whitney Stell
    February 12, 2013 at 9:13 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Gorilla who?
    gorilla me a cheese sandwich 🙂

  67. Sofia & Izzy
    February 12, 2013 at 7:40 am — Reply

    How do you top a car?

    Reply: tep on the brake tupid!

    • Bill n Christy
      June 25, 2013 at 8:33 am — Reply

      How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
      Unique (you sneak up) up on it!

      How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
      Tame way, Unique up on it!

  68. Teigan
    February 11, 2013 at 3:29 am — Reply

    Lol xx

  69. Ava Noel
    February 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm — Reply

    What does the hamburger give his sweetheart.

    An onion ring.

  70. Ava Noel
    February 9, 2013 at 5:17 pm — Reply

    How do you make a strawberry dance

    • Ava Noel
      February 9, 2013 at 5:18 pm — Reply

      Tell it a scary story.

  71. Ava Noel
    February 9, 2013 at 5:17 pm — Reply

    Why are pirates, pirates.

    Because they just RRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

  72. Ava Noel
    February 9, 2013 at 5:15 pm — Reply

    Why was the nose tired.

    Because it was running all day.

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  74. Brittany Stout
    January 12, 2013 at 9:51 am — Reply

    My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin!
    Robin who?
    Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

  75. Charlie Hendricks
    January 11, 2013 at 5:18 pm — Reply

    My 4 year old uses this one (his name is Will by the way)…

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here.

  76. rupert
    January 5, 2013 at 4:31 am — Reply

    lol your prob the best joke tellar in the world im not messing

  77. izak
    January 5, 2013 at 4:29 am — Reply

    one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
    asked him what u doing
    he replied stripping the running around
    the block shouting do do look at my do do.

  78. izak
    January 4, 2013 at 1:32 pm — Reply

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?

    orange you glad i didnt say banana?

  79. Ella
    December 30, 2012 at 9:18 pm — Reply

    knock knock
    who’ s there?
    bathtub
    bathtub who
    bathtub wnt u talk

    well i do i talk water

  80. Anna
    December 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only me 🙂

    • Paris barrett
      January 2, 2013 at 6:20 pm — Reply

      Good jokes i wish my mine could think like that!!

  81. Anna
    December 30, 2012 at 6:20 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Adam
    Adam who?
    Adam my way I’m coming through!

  82. Maeve
    December 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla (girl of) my dreams!

  83. Cate
    December 15, 2012 at 6:54 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Rat
    Rat who?
    Rat-a-tat-tat

  84. brett larson
    December 12, 2012 at 9:11 am — Reply

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Interupting cow
    interupting cow wh-moo.

    Lolz

  85. martita
    December 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm — Reply

    Thanks for the jokes!

    How about:

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwane who?
    Dwain the bathtub. I’m dwowning!

    • Erin
      May 31, 2014 at 12:37 am — Reply

      This one just came into my mind right before I saw that you had posted it – great minds must think alike!

  86. Name
    November 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Ima
    Ima who
    Ima gonna tickle you

  87. Grammie
    November 18, 2012 at 9:28 am — Reply

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio (ready or) not here I come!

  88. Trey
    November 11, 2012 at 11:17 am — Reply

    knock Knock
    Who there t
    T who tj

  89. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm — Reply

    If a rooster on a roof, which side will it roll off?

    Tricked ya! Roosters dont lay eggs; Female chickens do!

    • caitlin
      November 23, 2012 at 9:52 am — Reply

      don’t you mean if it layed an egg

  90. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:21 pm — Reply

    Why does one side of a bird arrow look longer than the other?

    It has more birds in it!

  91. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm — Reply

    What do you say to a run-away stop sign?

    STOP sign!

  92. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm — Reply

    What monster is the best artist?

    Dracula, Because it draws blood!

  93. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:17 pm — Reply

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a boogie in it!

  94. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:16 pm — Reply

    what does a pumpkin put on an injury?

    A pumpkin patch!

  95. Gabby
    November 8, 2012 at 5:15 pm — Reply

    Why did the football coach go to the bank?

    To get his quarter back!

  96. Aernout
    November 4, 2012 at 7:58 am — Reply

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    the
    the who?
    the postman

  97. Momstew08
    September 30, 2012 at 10:11 am — Reply

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo, who?
    Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

    🙂

    • gilliymonkey12
      March 27, 2013 at 3:25 pm — Reply

      O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)

    • Aileen
      March 18, 2017 at 12:07 pm — Reply

      That is a great joke!

  98. allison gilmor
    May 6, 2012 at 7:22 am — Reply

    knock knock
    whos there
    lion
    lion who
    lion on your doorstep open up

    • gilliymonkey12
      March 27, 2013 at 3:16 pm — Reply

      LOL!!!!!!!!!! Funny joke Allison gilmor, and by funny I mean really,really funny! 🙂

  99. Taylor
    July 11, 2011 at 9:39 am — Reply

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who? (etc.)
    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

    • Myka
      November 25, 2012 at 9:11 am — Reply

      Lol

    • izak
      January 5, 2013 at 4:34 am — Reply

      lol !!!!!! thats cool

  100. Jonathan Asch
    July 8, 2011 at 10:20 am — Reply

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Shelby.
    Shelby Who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain
    when she comes.

    • Apple Wallace
      December 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm — Reply

      knock knock
      who’s there
      apple
      apple who?
      apple your hair

      • Sam
        February 12, 2014 at 8:26 am — Reply

        Here are some old ones…

        Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
        Cause he felt crummy!

        Why was 6 afraid of 7?
        7 8 9!

        • Zenelly
          June 29, 2014 at 7:53 pm — Reply

          Knock knock

          Who’s there

          Diploma

          Diploma who?

          Diploma is here to fix your sink.

    • Patrick w
      June 6, 2013 at 9:29 am — Reply

      lol thats aq good 1

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