34 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
A while back, IÂ was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a knock knock joke. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.
My daughter loves this list of knock knock jokes, though she’s easy to please. If you know of a funny knock knock joke that is missing from this list, please leave a comment. I’ve updated this post with plenty of input from people around the globe!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
What am I missing from the list of knock knock jokes? I’m learning that a parent can’t have enough funny knock knock jokes for kids on tap so please feel free to share. I’ve also taken to purchasing a few kids’ joke books on Amazon now that my daughter can read.
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Knock knock who’s there Jerry Jerry who peanut butter and Jerry sandwich
knock knock how,s there orange orange how knock knock how,s there banana banana how knock knock how,s there banana banana how A:orange u glad i did not say banana agan
Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s check book!”
Knock knock
Who’s there
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock knock?
Who’should there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head
Knock knock?
Who’should there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you
Knock, knock.
(Who’s There?)
Lucy!
(Lucy, Who?)
Loose elastic and stinky undies!
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Ya
Ya who,
I’m excited to see you to!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door will you please open it?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your swimming pool?
Bob
in your hot tub?
Stew
on your doorstep?
Matt
on the stage?
Mike
on the wall?
Art
What do you call a gal with no arms and legs in the skillet?
Patty
What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above the window?
Curt and Rod
What do you call a guy with his right arm in a shark’s mouth?
Lefty
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no I deer {no idea}
with no eyes and no legs?
still no I deer
with no eyes, no legs, and no pp?
still no frigging I deer
oops
What’s a thousand miles long and is purple?
The GRAPE wall of China!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock knock
Who’s there
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
Here’s another one for you, Katie.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
Love it, will save for storsh & all our travels!
Q.Why did the boy go to bed with a pen
A.To draw the curtains
Why did you have to put the answer there you should have let them guess.
Because it would not be a proper joke then!!!! It is not meant as a real question!!
How do you make a kleenex Dance???
Just put a little boogie in it!!!
Lolololo
what did the picture say to the wall?
help Iv’e been framed
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
and one is eating up my shoe
now I am running for my life
cause the red one has a knife
a, b, c, d, e, f, g
now you know the alphabet song
pls send a comment back if u liked it
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
one is chasing me with a knife
and now I am running for my
life. Now u know the alphabet
pls send a comment back if u love it
Hi nikita this is Ava here my friend sings that song icceped he sings it a bit defirinte he sings it like this abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is peeing in my shoe now I’m running for my life because one has a nife
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
one is chasing me with a knife
and now I am running for my
life. Now u know the alphabet
Very cute…
Did you make that up yourself? It is very creative… i stumbled upon your joke while reading knock knock jokes to my 9 year old daughter.. just telling jokes before bed. But we enjoyed your clever joke.?..
Knock knock
who’s there
Ah chu
ah chu who
bless you
Knock knock
who’s there
is your name
is your name who
no my name is not who its nikita silly
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wine
Wine who?
Do want cheese with that wine………
I made a joke of my name
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam
Sam Who?
Do you want to go to Sam Diego
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
knock knock
Who’s there?
your post to say knock knock who
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
knock knock
Who’s there?
your post to say knock knock who
Love it!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there??
Grandma
Grandma, Who??
Knock,Knock
Who’s there??
Grandma
Grandma, Who??
Knock, Knock
Who’s There???
Grandma
Grandma, Who???
Knock,Knock
Who’s There????!!!
Grandma
Grandma Go Away!!!
Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock
Thank you for offering these well remembered jokes.
Knock knock
whos there
dunnip
dunnip who
errgh have u
my 4 yr old loves anything to do with saying poo lol
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop.
Poop who?
HAAA made you say poopoo!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Bo who?
I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!
Love it!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Bo who
I didn’t mean to make u cry
Did u like
We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies
Hahaheheheh that’s funny
I love knock knock jokes
i love knock knock jokes too
here is a joke not a knock knock joke
what bow can not be tied?
a rainbow.
WHERE TO sheep get there hair cut?
IN THE BAABAA shop.
WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
a sun day of course.
what season is it when you go on a trampaleen?
AT SPRING TIME.
LOL:)
Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
Remember me forever yes
Knock knock
Who’s there
You didn’t remember me
Omg! I asked my 6 yr old this will you remember me joke
Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
Remember me forever yes
Knock knock
Who’s there
You didn’t remember me
He thought it was funny and. Ask me to say it again. His ending was priceless!
Me:knock knock
Son : OH NO NOT HER AGAIN!
I love that joke!
with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
they love it
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
(This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes
knock knock
who’s there?
impatient cow
impatient cow…
Mooo!!
…who
do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow wh….
MOO!
who did the skelliton take to the dance
Who
No-body
Why did the skelliton not cross the road
Becauce he didnt have the guts
Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail
A penny (my son is five and loves this joke)
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ ,they hatin’
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who? Awnser : ………..
i LOVE JOKES AND RIDDLES
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
(Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)
Love you Deanna xxoo
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!
Lololololol
Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
…
Because they can’t take the wrapper off!
Lolololololololololololol
Why was Dracula’s son sent home from school early?
Because eh was COFFIN so much!!
LOL!!!
Hope You liked my joke!!!
first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben down and lick my shoe
Knock knock
Who’s there
Moo
Moo who
Don’t cry little cow
…..
What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
A lion monkeying around
By my 4 year old 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there
Me
Me who
U now who u are
lol! so funny!!!!
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knock knock
whos there
i love
i love who
you forgot who you love
knock knock whos there i love i love who you forgot who i love
Knock knock
Who’s there
Gorilla who?
gorilla me a cheese sandwich 🙂
How do you top a car?
Reply: tep on the brake tupid!
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique (you sneak up) up on it!
How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, Unique up on it!
Lol xx
What does the hamburger give his sweetheart.
An onion ring.
How do you make a strawberry dance
Tell it a scary story.
Why are pirates, pirates.
Because they just RRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Why was the nose tired.
Because it was running all day.
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My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
My 4 year old uses this one (his name is Will by the way)…
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here.
lol your prob the best joke tellar in the world im not messing
one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
asked him what u doing
he replied stripping the running around
the block shouting do do look at my do do.
knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say banana?
knock knock
who’ s there?
bathtub
bathtub who
bathtub wnt u talk
well i do i talk water
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only me 🙂
Good jokes i wish my mine could think like that!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam my way I’m coming through!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla (girl of) my dreams!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-a-tat-tat
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Interupting cow
interupting cow wh-moo.
Lolz
Thanks for the jokes!
How about:
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwane who?
Dwain the bathtub. I’m dwowning!
This one just came into my mind right before I saw that you had posted it – great minds must think alike!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ima
Ima who
Ima gonna tickle you
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come!
knock Knock
Who there t
T who tj
If a rooster on a roof, which side will it roll off?
Tricked ya! Roosters dont lay eggs; Female chickens do!
don’t you mean if it layed an egg
Why does one side of a bird arrow look longer than the other?
It has more birds in it!
What do you say to a run-away stop sign?
STOP sign!
What monster is the best artist?
Dracula, Because it draws blood!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
what does a pumpkin put on an injury?
A pumpkin patch!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
the
the who?
the postman
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”
🙂
O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)
knock knock
whos there
lion
lion who
lion on your doorstep open up
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Funny joke Allison gilmor, and by funny I mean really,really funny! 🙂
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who? (etc.)
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Well, you don’t have to cry about it!
Lol
lol !!!!!! thats cool
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.
knock knock
who’s there
apple
apple who?
apple your hair
Here are some old ones…
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Cause he felt crummy!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Diploma
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix your sink.
lol thats aq good 1