I was once asked to tell a knock-knock joke at my daughter’s playdate and completely blanked. So I went home and started collecting kid-friendly knock-knock jokes, and this list has been growing ever since. It quickly became my go-to for resetting cranky moods at restaurants, on road trips, and in any situation where someone small was about to lose it.
I’ve organized them by category below so you can find one fast. You can also download the whole list as a free printable PDF to keep in the car or your bag. And check the comments at the bottom. Readers have been adding their favorites for years.
Food Knock-Knock Jokes
These are great starters for really young kids because they already know the words.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli!
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie want a piece of that delicious dessert!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on a few pounds from all these sweets!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume! It’s quiet in here.
Name Knock-Knock Jokes
Extra fun if your kid (or their friend) shares one of these names.
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your doorbell!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better! (bonus points if you sing this line)
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke possibly get any worse?
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up, please!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you, and cover your mouth next time!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a big hug!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy ringing the doorbell!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
Animal Knock-Knock Jokes
The “Interrupting Cow” joke alone has gotten me through more grocery store meltdowns than I can count.
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. Can you play?
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me; I’m trying to tell a joke!
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-hind you!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow-go.
Cow-go who?
No, cow go MOO!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline fine, how about you?
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Fish you a happy day!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about your worries and enjoy the jokes!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow (you yell MOOOOOO before they can say, “who?”).
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(wait for 10-20 seconds)
Sloooooooooth
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you doing today?
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws for effect, I’ve got more cat jokes!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sparrow.
Sparrow who?
Sparrow no expense for a laugh!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby honest, these jokes are the cat’s meow!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y awesome animal jokes!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Place Knock-Knock Jokes for Cities, Countries, and Trips
The silly jokes below are fun to tell on road trips and planes. Maybe you’re even headed to one of these fantastic vacation destinations. Travel is one of those times when a sense of humor can be an invaluable parenting tool.
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely you know it’s pronounced IdaHO.
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight? (sing along!)
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what’s the hurry!?
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom coming home?
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Dog Knock-Knock Jokes
For the dog-obsessed kid in your life.
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense has a hole in it—so our dog got loose.
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over to pet the dog.
101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?
102. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I bring my dog to your house?
103. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
104. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough who?
Rough, rough! It’s your dog!
Birthday Knock-Knock Jokes
Write one inside a birthday card or tell it over cake.
106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…
107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Alligator her a nice birthday present.
108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
109. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus how old I am today!
110. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Organ.
Organ who?
Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!
111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Other Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Everything else that didn’t fit neatly into a category above.
112. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.
115. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
116. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
117. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo? who?
Don’t cry it’s just a joke!
120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Never mind, it’s pointless!
121. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!
122. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today?
123. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
124. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep, vroom, vroom!
125. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
127. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?
129. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
131. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.”
132. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
133. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
134. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
135. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
136. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
137. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
138. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
139. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
140. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
141. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
142. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
143. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
144. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions!
145. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are YOU so excited about?
146. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
147. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the store?
148. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
149. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Aw, you’re so excited to see me!
150. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Here are a couple of bonus jokes in a slightly different format that my daughter thought were funny, when she was around 5 years old.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
Where Did Knock-Knock Jokes Come From?
The format actually dates back to around 1900, when they were called “do you know” jokes (as in: “Do you know Conrad? Conrad who? Conrad-ulations, this was a joke!”). The knock-knock version took over in the 1930s and briefly became a full-blown craze, with businesses holding competitions, radio stations airing them nonstop, and knock-knock joke clubs popping up across the country.
The fad faded by the end of the decade, but kids never got the memo. I think adults secretly still find them funny too. I read a few of these to my husband and he laughed out loud.
Shop for Knock-Knock Joke Books
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You can download this entire list as a free PDF. Print it and keep it in the car, your bag, or wherever you need quick access to something silly.
Got a favorite we missed? Leave it in the comments. This list started years ago with about 100 jokes and readers have helped it grow ever since.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.
knock knock
who’s there
apple
apple who?
apple your hair
Here are some old ones…
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Cause he felt crummy!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Diploma
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix your sink.
lol thats aq good 1
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who? (etc.)
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Well, you don’t have to cry about it!
Lol
lol !!!!!! thats cool
knock knock
whos there
lion
lion who
lion on your doorstep open up
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Funny joke Allison gilmor, and by funny I mean really,really funny! 🙂
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”
🙂
O-M-G!!!!!!!!! I think that is a really,really funny joke… Because I have never ever heard that joke in my life……………..That joke is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Its so funny! :):):):):):)
That is a great joke!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
the
the who?
the postman
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
what does a pumpkin put on an injury?
A pumpkin patch!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What monster is the best artist?
Dracula, Because it draws blood!
What do you say to a run-away stop sign?
STOP sign!
Why does one side of a bird arrow look longer than the other?
It has more birds in it!
If a rooster on a roof, which side will it roll off?
Tricked ya! Roosters dont lay eggs; Female chickens do!
don’t you mean if it layed an egg
knock Knock
Who there t
T who tj
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ima
Ima who
Ima gonna tickle you
Thanks for the jokes!
How about:
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwane who?
Dwain the bathtub. I’m dwowning!
This one just came into my mind right before I saw that you had posted it – great minds must think alike!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Interupting cow
interupting cow wh-moo.
Lolz
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-a-tat-tat
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla (girl of) my dreams!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam my way I’m coming through!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only me 🙂
Good jokes i wish my mine could think like that!!
knock knock
who’ s there?
bathtub
bathtub who
bathtub wnt u talk
well i do i talk water
knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say banana?
one day my dad was taking of is jacket i
asked him what u doing
he replied stripping the running around
the block shouting do do look at my do do.
lol your prob the best joke tellar in the world im not messing
My 4 year old uses this one (his name is Will by the way)…
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here.
My favorite knock knock joke, my Mom and I came up with when I was a child. We still laugh and make jokes together now days. Hope y’all enjoy it. I sure do!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
Why was the nose tired.
Because it was running all day.
Why are pirates, pirates.
Because they just RRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
How do you make a strawberry dance
Tell it a scary story.
What does the hamburger give his sweetheart.
An onion ring.
Lol xx
How do you top a car?
Reply: tep on the brake tupid!
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique (you sneak up) up on it!
How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, Unique up on it!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Gorilla who?
gorilla me a cheese sandwich 🙂
knock knock
whos there
i love
i love who
you forgot who you love
knock knock whos there i love i love who you forgot who i love
lol! so funny!!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Moo
Moo who
Don’t cry little cow
…..
What do u call a lion swinging from the trees…
A lion monkeying around
By my 4 year old 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there
Me
Me who
U now who u are
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben down and lick my shoe
first ask the child if he loves you. When he says yes, ask “You never will forget me?”
When he says no, say “knock, knock”. When he says who’s there, you say “you forgot me already?!”
Why was Dracula’s son sent home from school early?
Because eh was COFFIN so much!!
LOL!!!
Hope You liked my joke!!!
Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
…
Because they can’t take the wrapper off!
Lolololololololololololol
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!
Lololololol
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he forgot to lay his eggs!!
(Told by my 6 year old…. She’s been saying this joke since she was 3, she thinks its hilarious!!)
Love you Deanna xxoo
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who? Awnser : ………..
i LOVE JOKES AND RIDDLES
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ ,they hatin’
Oh wow lol
Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail
A penny (my son is five and loves this joke)
Why did the skelliton not cross the road
Becauce he didnt have the guts
who did the skelliton take to the dance
Who
No-body
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow wh….
MOO!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock
do you mean knock knock who’s there ? boo,boo who why are you crying it is just a joke!!!!!!!!!!
knock knock
who’s there?
impatient cow
impatient cow…
Mooo!!
…who
i does not make sence at all
I like all the kid friendly knock knock jokes
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
(This was my little brother’s FAAAAVORITE back in 1984-5.
with my preschoolers I use the mcDonals’s knock knock jokes from their commercial:
to help them get on line before walking out the door I say:
knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you ready ’cause we’re leaving
they love it
Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
Remember me forever yes
Knock knock
Who’s there
You didn’t remember me
Omg! I asked my 6 yr old this will you remember me joke
Will you remember me in 1 min yes will you remember me in a hour yes will you remember me in a day yes will you remember me in a week yes will you
Remember me forever yes
Knock knock
Who’s there
You didn’t remember me
He thought it was funny and. Ask me to say it again. His ending was priceless!
Me:knock knock
Son : OH NO NOT HER AGAIN!
I love that joke!
We’re do cows go to have fun the mooooo vies
Hahaheheheh that’s funny
I love knock knock jokes
i love knock knock jokes too
here is a joke not a knock knock joke
what bow can not be tied?
a rainbow.
WHERE TO sheep get there hair cut?
IN THE BAABAA shop.
WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
a sun day of course.
what season is it when you go on a trampaleen?
AT SPRING TIME.
LOL:)
Love it!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Bo who
I didn’t mean to make u cry
Did u like
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Bo who?
I didn’t mean to make u cry it is just me!
Knock knock
whos there
dunnip
dunnip who
errgh have u
my 4 yr old loves anything to do with saying poo lol
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop.
Poop who?
HAAA made you say poopoo!
Thank you for offering these well remembered jokes.
Knock,Knock
Who’s there??
Grandma
Grandma, Who??
Knock,Knock
Who’s there??
Grandma
Grandma, Who??
Knock, Knock
Who’s There???
Grandma
Grandma, Who???
Knock,Knock
Who’s There????!!!
Grandma
Grandma Go Away!!!
Geez Ok Just Ta Tell Ya Ma Name Is Grandma Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
knock knock
Who’s there?
your post to say knock knock who
Love it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
knock knock
Who’s there?
your post to say knock knock who
I made a joke of my name
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam
Sam Who?
Do you want to go to Sam Diego
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wine
Wine who?
Do want cheese with that wine………
Knock knock
who’s there
is your name
is your name who
no my name is not who its nikita silly
Knock knock
who’s there
Ah chu
ah chu who
bless you
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
one is chasing me with a knife
and now I am running for my
life. Now u know the alphabet
pls send a comment back if u love it
Hi nikita this is Ava here my friend sings that song icceped he sings it a bit defirinte he sings it like this abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is peeing in my shoe now I’m running for my life because one has a nife
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
one is chasing me with a knife
and now I am running for my
life. Now u know the alphabet
Very cute…
Did you make that up yourself? It is very creative… i stumbled upon your joke while reading knock knock jokes to my 9 year old daughter.. just telling jokes before bed. But we enjoyed your clever joke.?..
i loved it
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red and one is blue
and one is eating up my shoe
now I am running for my life
cause the red one has a knife
a, b, c, d, e, f, g
now you know the alphabet song
pls send a comment back if u liked it
I love this !
i liked it, it was very funny
I loved it!!!!
what did the picture say to the wall?
help Iv’e been framed
How do you make a kleenex Dance???
Just put a little boogie in it!!!
Lolololo
Q.Why did the boy go to bed with a pen
A.To draw the curtains
Why did you have to put the answer there you should have let them guess.
Because it would not be a proper joke then!!!! It is not meant as a real question!!
Love it, will save for storsh & all our travels!
Here’s another one for you, Katie.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
What’s a thousand miles long and is purple?
The GRAPE wall of China!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
knock knock
who’s there?
apples
apples who
i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door will you please open it?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your swimming pool?
Bob
in your hot tub?
Stew
on your doorstep?
Matt
on the stage?
Mike
on the wall?
Art
What do you call a gal with no arms and legs in the skillet?
Patty
What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above the window?
Curt and Rod
What do you call a guy with his right arm in a shark’s mouth?
Lefty
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no I deer {no idea}
with no eyes and no legs?
still no I deer
with no eyes, no legs, and no pp?
still no frigging I deer
oops
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Ya
Ya who,
I’m excited to see you to!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s There?)
Lucy!
(Lucy, Who?)
Loose elastic and stinky undies!
Knock knock?
Who’should there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head
Knock knock?
Who’should there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you
Knock knock
Who’s there
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you! (Then you get to tickle them)
Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s check book!”
Knock knock who’s there Jerry Jerry who peanut butter and Jerry sandwich
knock knock how,s there orange orange how knock knock how,s there banana banana how knock knock how,s there banana banana how A:orange u glad i did not say banana agan
Why was 6 scared of 7
7 ” ate ” 9
( 789)
knock knock
who’s there
broken pencil
broken pencil who
never mind there is no point
Knock knock who’s there boo who why you cring
1. Knock, Knock
2. Who’s There
1. Knock, Knock
2. Who’s There
1. Knock, Knock
2. Who’s There
1. It’s Me! Why didn’t you open the door?
crying*
knock knock Mia
who there
me
me who
me you if you don,t let me in
I’ve been looking for jokes for a school publication and came up with this one just now while looking at your list. (Thanks, by the way.)
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wheel.
Wheel who?
Wheel wheel rock you!
Knock knock
Who’s There?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Prinlgles
Pringles who
Pring I don’t think they need a surname
knock knock
who’s there
fry
fry who
fryday
Sorry Isabelle Charlebois That is not funny!
Nock nock
Who’s there?
cali
cali who?
California is over there
Nock nock
Who’s there?
Noel
Noel who?
No there is an L
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
You said it Yahoo!
Knock knock!
Who’s there the person that hates knock knock jokes.
the peron who hates knock knock jokes who?
My annoing brother.
Nock nock
Who’s their
Rock
Rock who
Rock you like a hurricane
knock! knock!
who’s there?
An “Opportunity”
That’s impossible opportunity doesn’t knocking twice!
I love this post!! I’ve had such a giggle!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not
Not who?
Not funny
knock,knock
who there
butter
butter who
butter let me in I have jokes to share
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Dwayne .
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bath tub ?! I’m drowning !
a bus driver and a docter were both in love with sarah and the bus driver had to go away for a week and gave sarah 7 apples why did he do that????
a apple a day keeps the docter away
WHY IS THE SAND WET?
BECAUSE THE SEA-WEED?
A man was standing at the top of high diving board just about to dive when the assistant came running along yelling “Don’t dive, don’t dive, there’s no water in the pool!”
The man replied “Don’t worry, i can’t swim.???
Knock, Knock
Who’s there ?
Colston
Colston who ?
Col stun the bird as it flew??
Knock, Knock
Who’s there ?
Shawn
Shawn who
Shone on the computer screen
Knock, Knock
Who’s there ?
Chefette
Chefette who
Chef ette all the food???
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Coffin
Coffin who ?
It was the coffin that they took her off in
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nicoles
Niocoles who?
Nickle ask us to let him in
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shawn
Shawn who?
Light was shone on the wall??
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help with the groceries!?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in—it’s cold out here!??
Knock Knock
Who there ?
Noah
Noah who ?
Know a place I can spend the night?
I’M LEMONADE MOUTH
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